Monday, December 22, 2008

Double Tag- Pipi & Pupu

I'm doing this cause I'm bored....

1st one by Pipi:

Dear (the person who tagged you). I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Gray - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog went amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carving your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - sit
Other Colour - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy's statue
Other - The Crazy Amok

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Memories From The Military Service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The Oil Stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college10.

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get Sick When I Think Of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our Friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In Pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Elle (Pipi)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when When your dog went amok In your camping car and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand Santa Doesn't Exist. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about Our Friendship.

Go burn,

-Jian-

*This makes no sense* Lol

Next one from Pupu:

TEN THINGS ABOUT ME

1. Are you single?

- I'm Taken =)

2. Are you happy about that?
- I'll be lying if I said no =)

3. Are you bored?
- Very =(

4. Are you sad?
- Nope... just bored

5. Are you a queen/king control?
- I'm the Master of Control

6. Are you plastic?
- All natural XP

8. Are you cool?
- Nope... I'm Hot XP

9. Are you chinese?
- Japanese XP

10.Who are you?
- Someone you don't want on you bad side

TEN FACTS

1. Initials

- TPJ

2. Nicknames
- Xajin (Recent), Takeru (Japanese Name), Shadow Leingod (Very old nickname)

3. Birth place
- Planet Earth

4. Hair color
- Black- Color of my Soul

5. Age
- Legal XP

6. Eye color
- Black

7. Birthday
- 15th November

8. Mood
- 1/2 bored, 1/2 sleepy... 100% Missing someone XP

9. Favorite colors
- How many times must I repeat this... BLACK!!!!

10. Left or right handed
-Righty

TEN PREFERENCES IN A RELATIONSHIP

1. Smile or eyes
- Can't have one without Both

2. Light or dark hair
- Does it matter?

3. Hugs or kisses
- It comes in a package XP

4. Intelligence or attraction?
- Smart and Sexy XP

5. Hook-up or relationship
- Relationship la *duh*

6. Trust or love?
- You can't love the one you don't trust

7. Long distance or close?
- Close to my heart

8. Call or text?
- A lil bit of both... but I prefer real time contact

9. Older or younger?
- Not too much older, not too much younger... Just Perfect

10.Looks or Personality
- My girl has Both XP

TEN LAST

1. Last phone call you made
- The Girlfriend

2. Last phone call you received
- The Girlfriend

3. Last person/people you hung out with?
- The Stupid Reunion (Read the last entry).

4. Last person to text you
- The Girlfriend

5. Last person you tickled?
- The Girlfriend

6. Last person you danced with?
- Charlotte *Halloween Night* *Very Random*

7. Last person you hugged?
- The Girlfriend

8. Last person you ate with?
- Myself

9. Last person you sat in the car with?
- Mum

10. Last person you kissed?

- The Girlfriend XP

TEN PERSON YOU TAG:

-Ppl who are Bored

-Jian-

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